thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

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funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

 Anonymous  how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord